Hi. It's me, Herman. From behind the rock.
The surfers were out again today. I watched them for three hours. I think the trick is the standing up part.
More soon.
Your friend (I hope),
Herman
Adopt-a-Monster No. 1
Herman
Lives behind Haystack Rock, Cannon Beach
He's very shy. Try not to stare.
Meet Herman.
Herman is big, orange and fuzzy, and he's very shy. He's also a little awkward. He lives behind Haystack Rock, and what he wants more than anything is to make some friends.
He loves ocean sports. So far he loves them from behind a rock. Right now he's watching those two surfers very closely, and he has a plan. First he's going to figure out how a surfboard works. Then, when nobody's looking, he's going to sneak out and borrow one.
If he gets the hang of surfing, he has a list. Boogie boarding is next. Then parasailing.
Herman's list
Big plans for a shy guy.
- Figure out how a surfboard works
- Borrow one when nobody's looking
- Surf
- Boogie boarding
- Parasailing
- Make a friend
You can help with the last one.
What his emails sound like
He writes about once a month.
A sample. Adopters get the real thing.
Adopt Herman
Adopting Herman gets you the print, Hang Loose by the Goondocks (Herman Edition), made to order by Gango in Portland on cotton fine art paper. You also get a monthly email from Herman about how it's going.
Get 15% off Herman at launchAdoptions open Nov. 1. Subscribers get 15% off one item, and Herman counts.
Prefer the beach without him? See Hang Loose by the Goondocks.
Questions
- Is Herman really in the photo?
- No. The beach is Joe's photograph. Herman is Kendra's painting, added afterward, and the print is labeled as a monster edition.
- How often will he write?
- About once a month.
- Can I stop the emails?
- Yes. Every email has an unsubscribe link. Herman will understand. Eventually.
15% off at launch
Be one of Herman's first friends.
Adoptions open Nov. 1. Get on the list now and you'll get 15% off one item when they do. Herman included.